Reichenbach Falls was boring

There. I said it.

Probably the most unpopular opinion in tumblr history, but I mean, really. Really?

Let’s see, Moriarty conspicuously didn’t know about Molly, who Sherlock had had an uncharacteristic “personal revelation” about 10 minutes prior. And then Sherlock makes John stand in a fairly particular spot to watch him jump off a roof?

Duh.

To writers of Sherlock Holmes adaptations:
Holmes makes a terrible center for a mystery. Holmes is one of the best characters in fiction because he is surrounded by well constructed stories. These stories are not mysteries, but adventures, because they are designed to withhold copious amounts of information from the reader. In a mystery story, you keep the reader interested by making the ending something they might eventually figure out (at least a little), whereas in Sherlock Holmes stories, you never know everything because Holmes is so much more observant than the writer, even. He has to point out the information for it to be available. Holmes’ inhuman abilities keep key information from the reader all the time, and along with his quirks, help to make him one of the most predictable characters in fiction. He’s such a character, that it’s often easier to figure out his next move than it would be to figure out Watson’s or Lestrade’s, since they’re so predictably human—that is to say, unpredictable. Holmes is the worst center for a mystery since figuring out what he does before he does it is cake. Q.E.D.

TLDR: I figured it out before the rooftop scene, and the “reveal” at the end felt like pandering to stupid audiences. Keep Sherlock solving mysteries, because he doesn’t make much of one.

P.S. I know I’m supposed to feel bad for Watson, but he’s just so ungodly stupid sometimes. And the surrounding “mystery” just made me so angry that any “feels” I might have had just flew out the window.


theghostofshann-wow:

I just audibly went ” OH GOD” when I saw this.

wtf this sketch is hanging out in my sketchbook from like a year ago.

theghostofshann-wow:

I just audibly went ” OH GOD” when I saw this.

wtf this sketch is hanging out in my sketchbook from like a year ago.

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fuckyeahjohnlinnell:

Aww MAN, I’d been planning since like post 985 to do something special for the 1,000th post here…and then I totally forgot to be paying attention for the last few and missed it. So this is actually post #1,004, but close enough, right? Here is one of the all-time most beautiful live pictures of John. Thanks for sticking around, everyone!

fuckyeahjohnlinnell:

Aww MAN, I’d been planning since like post 985 to do something special for the 1,000th post here…and then I totally forgot to be paying attention for the last few and missed it. So this is actually post #1,004, but close enough, right? Here is one of the all-time most beautiful live pictures of John. Thanks for sticking around, everyone!



treselegant:

“May and her father would slip out for a walk by the river”
Cassell’s Family Magazine, 1889.

treselegant:

“May and her father would slip out for a walk by the river”

Cassell’s Family Magazine, 1889.

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tumblino:

one of my absolute favorite things are seeing the models alphonse mucha used. I really wish there were more of his references online, since he had a HUGE library of photographs he took himself (………although that might explain it)

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king-in-yellow:

Alphonse Mucha - images from Le Pater

Mucha considered his publication Le Pater to be his printed masterpiece, and referred to it in The Sun of 5 January 1900 as what he had “put [his] soul into”. Printed on 20 December 1899, Le Pater was Mucha’s occult examination of the themes of The Lord’s Prayer and only 510 copies were produced.

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Personally, I think this sort of stuff is more interesting than the usual 4 Seasons stuff.

ETA: These are all Biblical in nature, as noted above (I’ve noted some confusion in the reblogs); the last image is an angel giving Cain the ol’ side-eye for murdering Abel, as I recall.

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omgthatdress:

Evening Dress
Drécoll, 1890
The Metropolitan Museum of Art

omgthatdress:

Evening Dress

Drécoll, 1890

The Metropolitan Museum of Art


jackdawandrook:

Some of the creatures from the carousel at House On The Rock, one of the most surreal places in the US. You become completely overstimulated within the first hour….the entire place took me two days to stroll through with any real sense of completion.

As an aside, this is the giant carousel mentioned in Neil Gaiman’s American Gods.

(photos c/o me)

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